Old man: doc, i'm 95 7 my 18 year old wife is pregnant!
Doc: let me tell you a story about an old hunter who instead of his gun, brought his umbrella to the jungle, met a bear, aimed his umbrella, pulled the trigger & the bear dropped dead.
Old man: impossible! somebody else must have shot the bear
Doc: exactly!
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Pari: sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang toothbrush ko.
Sister: sandali naka-panty lang ako!
Pari: ok, antay ako.
Sister: pasok na, wala na akong panty! *wink*
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